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Kiss the Miss Goodbye Lipstick
Kiss the Miss Goodbye Lipstick

Kiss the Miss Goodbye Lipstick

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So, there's this bachelorette party craze called "Kiss the Miss Goodbye". All the bride's friends get together and kiss a sheet of paper, a guestbook, or mat for a picture frame as a keepsake of this wondrously happy occasion. I think the craze should be everyone crying in a circle and collecting everyone's tears for the bride because her partying days are practically over and who the hell wants to celebrate being stuck with one single penis for the rest of their life?! 😭 For that simple reason alone, you need to buy her a ton of these! These are the only other dicks she's going to be allowed to rub on her lips F-O-R-E-V-E-R! 

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✔️ REAL full-size "Kiss the Miss Goodbye" lipstick

✔️ Available in 12 great colors 

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✔️ Unlimited lipdicks for just $4.99 shipping (USA) and $12.99 (Canada & Mexico)!  


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