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Merry Dickmas Lipstick

Regular price $7.95

Do you want really funny dirty santa or white elephant gifts? Our penis shaped lipstick is the ALL TIME best gift for that gift exchange! We have super fun Christmas designs (with our many others) like: Merry Dickmas, Nice & Naughty and Ho! Ho! Ho!

☆ As seen on Buzzfeed, Cosmopolitan, Metro, MTV, Huffington Post and more!  


☑ Full-size lipstick
☑ Buy more and save with sitewide Quantity Discounts
☑ Available in 12 colors (reds, pinks, browns, neutrals)
☑ Cruelty-free


1) Choose Design - Still not sure? You can see all current designs here. If you can't find what you're looking for, you can personalize yours here.

2) Choose Color - If you have a color preference, please include the number (refer to the image with all available colors) in the note section when checking out. If you don't choose a color, we will choose one for you. 

3) Quantity Discounts - Apply to ALL lipstick you purchase in your order. So, stock up for those special occasions!

4) Shipping Time -  Most orders ship within 1-2 business days but may take up to 5. If you need your order by a certain date, please leave a note when checking out.

5) Special Notice - We will send the labels with your lipstick for you to attach.  We save this step for you in order to safely secure the lipstick during shipment AND give you the opportunity to choose the colors for your friends if multiple lipsticks are ordered.

Heat Advisotry ★ If left in a hot mailbox, lipstick will melt (please don't blame us for that). We recommend you ship them to your office or destination hotel, when possible.


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