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Merry Dickmas Lipstick

Merry Dickmas Lipstick

Regular price $7.95

Do you want really funny dirty santa or white elephant gifts? Our penis shaped lipstick is the ALL TIME best gift for that gift exchange! We have super fun Christmas designs (with our many others) like: Merry Dickmas, Nice & Naughty and Ho! Ho! Ho!

☆ As seen on Buzzfeed, Cosmopolitan, Metro, MTV, Huffington Post and more!  


☑ Full-size lipstick
☑ Buy more and save with sitewide Quantity Discounts
☑ Available in 12 colors (reds, pinks, browns, neutrals)
☑ Cruelty-free


1) Choose Design - Still not sure? You can see all current designs here. If you can't find what you're looking for, you can personalize your own here.

2) Choose Color - If you have a color preference, please click "add a note" in the shopping cart when checking out. Refer to the image with all available colors and add your number selection there. If you don't choose a color, we will choose one for you. 

3) Quantity Discounts - Apply to ALL lipstick you purchase in your order. So, stock up for those special occasions! All discount codes are listed here

4) Shipping Time -  Most orders ship within 1-2 business days but may take up to 5. If you need your order by a certain date, please leave a note when checking out.

 Heat Advisory ★ If left in a hot mailbox, lipstick will melt (please don't blame us for that). We recommend you ship them to your office or destination hotel, when possible.


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