Same Penis Forever Lipstick
So, in recent years "Same Penis Forever" became a thing. Banners, cake toppers, balloons, all kinds of shit is emblazoned with these three little words. The three words that come to my mind when I see this is: 1) what 2) the 3) fuck. I understand this is supposed to be a celebratory phrase, but are we really celebrating getting to have the same penis F-O-R-E-V-E-R? Through tears, we decided to jump on the bandwagon. I mean, it makes much more sense on a penis-shaped lipstick than on a balloon. Now you can pitty your friend by getting her a "same penis forever" lipstick while reminding her it's the only new dick she'll get to rub on her lips...FOREVER!
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✔️ REAL full-size "Same Penis Forever" lipstick
✔️ Available in 12 great colors
✔️ Guaranteed laughter!
✔️ Ships within 1-2 business days
✔️ Unlimited lipdicks for just $4.99 shipping (USA) and $12.99 (Canada & Mexico)!